it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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