If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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