They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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