that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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