But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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