Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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