How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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