Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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