Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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