we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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