i don't like sucking hair
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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