Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
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I just cut my nipple shaving
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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