I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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