Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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