so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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