Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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