so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
