This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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