You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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