so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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