Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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