Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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