with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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