super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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