You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Your dad touched me again.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
this hospital has no fireball
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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