Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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