some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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