don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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