i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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