is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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