sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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