Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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