Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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