Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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