I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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