His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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