You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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