oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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