I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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