I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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