So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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