Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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