it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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