You really coming over, don't trick.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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