TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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