Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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