Your tits are I can't wait for
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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