my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!