we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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