So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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