I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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