Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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