if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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