She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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