yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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